It’s that time again. Time for reviews of a few (very few as I’ve got a lot on my plate right now and not much time to spare) more of my favorite picks from the current batch of subs on Threadless.
Magical, psychadelic, flying dragons are great on shirts. And they’re even better when they wrap around the sides of said shirts. Does it matter that this colorful fella’s arms appear that they might be on backwards or that he has no back legs and, therefore, must either drag himself along the ground with his stumpy front legs or fly all the time. Without wings. Because he’s magic. I have to admit that I’m not much of a dragon fan myself, but I like the style of this one and the color scheme seals the deal. Although, I’d rather not see another shirt printed on Creme, to be perfectly honest. It’s the t-shirt equivalent of oatmeal: bland, boring and not terribly tasteful.
My verdict: 4 (View submission)
Who doesn’t love koalas? They’re cute, they’re fuzzy and, apparently, when we’re not looking, they don crazy novelty sunglasses so they can pretend to be awake during those 22 hours a day when they’re sleeping off a eucalyptus binge. Who knew? Even if you don’t love koalas (in which case you’re clearly not human), you have to admit that this shirt is instant sunshine. Look at that sweet little face. Look at home endearingly funny he looks with those glasses on, like a toddler who put his bowl of cereal on his head. Isn’t it adorable how he’s hugging that tree? Admit it. It is. And you love koalas, koala lover.
My verdict: 5 (View submission)
Collateral Damage violates one of my major clothing rules–no bombs or other weapons of war–and I love it. The style is reminiscent of all of those old-fashioned kid’s books that I loved so much when I was younger, complete with singing bluebirds, dancing sunflowers, happy butterflies, a kindly old tree and a cheerful, smiling sun. And a giant nuclear bomb heading right towards the stars of the show: the two sickeningly adorable frolicking bunnies at center stage. I like to imagine what the resulting explosion would look like, drawn in this adorable style and retro colors. Does that make me a twisted person? Probably. But I would buy this shirt (even on yellow, which I very rarely wear) and wear it with pride on the few days a week that I’m not at work, because this would be blatantly outside our dresscode for some inexplicable reason.
My verdict: $5 (View submission)
I love cats and I love ninjas. I wouldn’t love a ninja stealing my cat, but this design still makes me laugh. Another retro style design with an unexpected color scheme (no cliche black attire for these ninjas), clean linework and an apparently braindead cat, this design isn’t the flashiest or the most widely appealing to be submitted to Threadless (no food with faces or cheerful, smiling appliances here), but the ninja-loving Threadless voting contingent ought to come out in full force in support of this one.
My verdict: $4 (View submission)
Who doesn’t love a squirrel? Even better, this squirrel is either a gem-cutter or a jewel thief. I’m leaning towards jewel thief, myself. He probably stole those acorns, too, the sneaky little rodent. As if the mesmerizing awesomeness of the adorable little furball eyeing his prize isn’t enough, the diamond glows in the dark! Who cares if diamonds don’t glow? That’s not the point. Glow ink gives any design an extra dash of awesomeness. Combine that with an already endearingly oddball design and you’ve got yourself a winner.
My verdict: $5 (View submission)
Let me first say that, honestly, I don’t expect this design to score terribly well. Not because the art is bad, but because it just doesn’t strike me as something that a great many people are going to love. But, that aside, I personally really like this design. Love the color scheme, the retro sci-fi mag feel to the design and the complete and utter randomness of it all. Why does the old lady have man hands? How is she breathing in space? Has she adapted to a lack of oxygen through her chain smoking? Why would robots be flying spaceships? Why doesn’t she look more worried about the impending invasion? None of that matters because this design is awesome just for the very reason that it doesn’t make sense. The world needs more randomness.
My verdict: 5 (View submission)
Go forth and vote, fellow Threadless lovers!
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